A Japanese Tourist In Tanzania

A Japanese tourist was visiting, Tanzania for the first time. While
inside the taxi, he was so amazed by loads of Japanese
technology he met along the way and was bragging about
them to the taxi driver:
"Mitsubishi, made in Japan… very fast!" 
“Toyota,.. made in Japan... very fast!"
"Nissan, made in Japan... very fast!"
upon arriving at his hotel, he asked for the fare and was told it was $200.
"What? Why so expensive?!!" he protested.
Tanzanian Driver to the Japanese: "Taxi meter, made in Japan… very fast!!!"<br><br><br>

A Boss In Search of a Secretary...

A boss has to interview four girls for a secretary position.

He asked each of them the same tricky question...

Boss: "A woman normally has two lips. What's the difference between the two?"

First Girl: "one is hairy, the other isn't!"
Boss: "ok.. good!"

Second Girl: "one can talk but the other can't!"
Boss: "that's better!"

Third Girl: "one is vertical & the other is horizontal!"
Boss: "Hmm.. clever!"

Last Girl: "one is for MY use & the other is for my BOSS!"
Boss: "you are HIRED..