A Boss In Search of a Secretary...

A boss has to interview four girls for a secretary position.

He asked each of them the same tricky question...

Boss: "A woman normally has two lips. What's the difference between the two?"

First Girl: "one is hairy, the other isn't!"
Boss: "ok.. good!"

Second Girl: "one can talk but the other can't!"
Boss: "that's better!"

Third Girl: "one is vertical & the other is horizontal!"
Boss: "Hmm.. clever!"

Last Girl: "one is for MY use & the other is for my BOSS!"
Boss: "you are HIRED..